Season 3

1. Webnecks

January 20, 2008 · 11m

Rusty discovers a world of digital wonder when he mashes buttons on a PDA given to him by the Sheriff.

2. Beast Implants

January 27, 2008 · 11m

Granny gets 5th degree burns all over her body and has to get new skin.

3. Tween Steam

February 3, 2008 · 11m

Dan Halen hires Rusty to attract pedophiles.

4. Wing Nut

February 10, 2008 · 11m

After seeing Early's pitiful chickens, Dan Halen sets out to create the perfect chicken.

5. Mephistopheles Traveled Below to a Southern State Whose Motto Is "Wisdom, Justice, and Moderation"

February 17, 2008 · 11m

Rusty sells his soul to the devil for guitar playing skills.

6. Earth Worst

February 24, 2008 · 11m

After giant machines terrorize the land, dirty hippies show up to stop the "earth raping machines" with their good vibes, hacky sacks, and drum circles.

7. The Good One

March 2, 2008 · 11m

Early gets a lifelong friend as a result of Lil's failure to use condoms.

8. Sharif

March 9, 2008 · 11m

Dan Halen covers the town in a cloud of "Ice Wind", his new body spray. Meanwhile, the Sheriff takes up blogging and training for strongman competitions.

9. Condition: Demolition!

March 16, 2008 · 11m

Rusty discovers the joy of crashing cars, and agrees to face the "Bashitizing Smashmaster" for a chance to win an iPod.

10. The Appalachian Mud Squid: Darwin's Dilemma

March 23, 2008 · 11m

After the Sheriff learns from TV that the mud squid are an endangered species, he decides it's his sworn duty to protect the Cuyler family.

11. The Unbearable Heatness of Fire

April 6, 2008 · 11m

After the squids' house catches on fire, the Sheriff assesses the damage and investigates the fire's origin.

12. Tuscaloosa Dumpling

April 13, 2008 · 11m

Early teaches Rusty that life is a game and first place is sex.

13. Armageddon It On!

April 20, 2008 · 11m

The apocalypse comes to rural Georgia.

14. Gimmicky Magazine Show Spoof Parody About Dan Halen

April 27, 2008 · 11m

A news magazine interviews and profiles the achievements and scandals of Dan Halen.

15. Flight of the Deep Fried Pine Booby

May 4, 2008 · 11m

When Dan Halen offers a reward for the rare 'deep fried pine booby', Early goes on the hunt.

16. An Officer and a Dental Dam

May 11, 2008 · 11m

After Granny passes on, the only way to revive her is for Robert E. Lee to make sweet love to her.

17. The Okaleechee Dam Jam

May 18, 2008 · 11m

When Palooka County is forced to conserve water due to a drought, Dan Halen enacts a complicated plan to get all the water he needs.

18. Pile M for Murder

May 25, 2008 · 11m

Dan Halen is possessed by a demon and builds a human sacrifice theme park mountain.

19. Mud Days and Cornfused

June 1, 2008 · 11m

During the annual 'Mud Days' celebration, Dan Halen unleashes a strain of genetically modified corn that forces people to 'go green'.

20. Krystal, Light

June 8, 2008 · 11m

Early's passion for Krystal spikes after she wins the lottery.