Season 2

1. Government Brain Voodoo Trouble

September 17, 2006 · 11m

Early and Sheriff reach a crossroads.

2. Butt Trouble

September 24, 2006 · 11m

Something strange comes out of Rusty's butt.

3. Double Truckin' the Tricky Two

October 1, 2006 · 11m

Early tries to out-trick the Tricky Two numbers. Results include Rusty's eye being ripped out and Granny being ripped in half.

4. Swayze Crazy

October 8, 2006 · 11m

Early, watching one Roadhouse too many, mistakes a legless fat man as Patrick Swayze.

5. Giant Foam Dickhat Trouble

October 15, 2006 · 11m

Early goes to church wearing a giant foam penis hat and tries to steal a speaker. But when the speaker falls on him, he miraculously lives through it, and swears to praise the lord in every way.

6. Meth O.D. to My Madness

October 22, 2006 · 11m

Early buys a "hog lagoon", a range where he lets people shoot at the local porkers for a fee. But when he can't pay off Dan Halen's monthly payment of $60, he has Lil cook up some Meth.

7. The Tiniest Princess

October 29, 2006 · 11m

Early and Rusty are ready to go trick or treating for Halloween, but Granny's stories of a giant fire-ant man scare Rusty. Unfortunately, the legend is real, but Sherrif could prove helpful...

8. Asses to Ashes, Sluts to Dust

November 5, 2006 · 11m

Early looks for money to get Granny a new gallbladder.

9. Bubba Trubba

November 12, 2006 · 11m

Early and Rusty go to see "Plumber Bubba", a redneck plumber comedian who just might be a space alien out to suck people's brains out.

10. Burned and Reburned Again

November 19, 2006 · 11m

Early is desperate for Krystal's attention, so they decide to get married. Until 38 Special shows up...

11. Terminus Trouble

November 26, 2006 · 11m

Early, Rusty, and Sheriff head over to Atlanta to see the famous corner where Kenny stood with the Six Pack.

12. Survival of the Dumbest

December 10, 2006 · 11m

Rusty seeks the truth of how man came to be. However, Early, Granny, Lil, and Sheriff aren't good preachers.

13. A Sober Sunday

December 17, 2006 · 11m

Early attempts to find liquor on Sunday. Dan Halen creates clones to landslide Proposition 421.

14. Rebel with a Claus

December 24, 2006 · 11m

Early takes Santa hostage, and only a NASCAR legend can save him.