2021

1. The First Guy To Ever Go Camping

January 7, 2021 · 3m

Let's sleep where the bears live.

2. The First Guy To Ever Open A Zoo

January 15, 2021 · 4m

I arrested a penguin.

3. The First Guy To Ever Open A School

February 6, 2021 · 4m

I'm gonna lecture your kids.

4. The First Guy To Ever Wear Contact Lenses

February 19, 2021 · 2m

The lenses go where? PSA: The chart in back says "HI THERE HELLO" and not "HIT HER" 🤦 I went too hard on the blur effect and shouldn't have followed the traditional eye chart layout. That's my bad for trying to rush an easter egg in and not double-checking how it could be misread (especially on mobile.) I also misspelled HELLLO with three L's --- so yeah. This went great.

5. The First Guy To Ever Break An Arm

March 12, 2021 · 4m

It bends that way now it decided.

6. The First Guy To Ever Open A Hotel

March 19, 2021 · 5m

Sleep in my bed.

7. The First Guy To Ever Reach A Million Subscribers

April 8, 2021 · 4m

Big thanks to everyone who has watched my videos and pressed the button so far! ❤

8. The First Guy To Ever Play Duck, Duck, Goose

April 15, 2021 · 3m

In Minnesota they're going to call this game Duck Duck Gray Duck, I decided.

9. The First Guy To Ever Climb A Mountain

May 1, 2021 · 4m

Maybe I won't die.

10. The First Guy To Ever Go To Prison

May 7, 2021 · 5m

Why can't I leave?

11. The First Guy To Ever Order Food Delivery

May 25, 2021 · 6m

Bring me the food. Now.

12. The First Guy To Ever Sell Insurance

June 4, 2021 · 4m

Something awful could happen.

13. The First Guy To Ever Feel An Earthquake

June 30, 2021 · 4m

Whoa whoa whoa whoa hey everything's vibrating now.

14. The First Guy To Ever Be A Sports Mascot

July 28, 2021 · 5m

I could dress up like an animal.

15. The First Guy To Ever Hire An Assassin

August 6, 2021 · 5m

You see that guy over there standing there all stupid and ugly and dumb and stupid.

16. The First Guy To Ever Shoplift

August 27, 2021 · 5m

I'm taking this.

17. The First Guy To Ever Graduate

September 17, 2021 · 5m

Now what?

18. The First Guy To Ever Be A Motivational Speaker

October 25, 2021 · 5m

Don't. Ever. Sleep.

19. The First Guy To Ever Solve A Crime

November 10, 2021 · 5m

Okay wait. Who did this?

20. The First Guy To Ever Order Drive-Thru

December 6, 2021 · 5m

I'm not getting out.

21. The First Guy To Ever Build A Snowman

December 12, 2021 · 5m

Looks like a real person.