2020

1. The First Guy To Ever Open A Restaurant

February 13, 2020 · 3m

Come on in and be restored! A stranger will prepare a meal for you. Do not interact with this stranger.

2. The First Guy To Ever Hold Up A Lighter At A Concert

March 12, 2020 · 4m

Ever wonder who started the tradition of raising lighters and cellphones at concerts? It was this guy. So there, now you know.

3. The First Guy To Ever Make A Friend

April 13, 2020 · 5m

Hi there hello good news I have chosen you as a person that I want to hang out with and warn when large animals are nearby.

4. The First Guy To Ever Have A Home

June 17, 2020 · 5m

Please don't come in here. Cabin in thumbnail photographed by Zachary DeBottis at Pexels!

5. The First Guy To Ever Swim

June 30, 2020 · 4m

It's summer and I love floating at the top of the drinking stuff.

6. The First Guy To Ever Play Tag

July 7, 2020 · 3m

Tag is weird. It's a weird game.

7. The First Guy To Ever Get Drunk

July 27, 2020 · 5m

Good news I found my super old berries, they tasted like fire.

8. The First Guy To Ever Get Ripped

August 19, 2020 · 4m

Look at all my bulges.

9. The First Couple To Ever Get Married

October 1, 2020 · 4m

Sketch written by: Julie Nolke & Ryan George

10. The First Couple To Ever Get Divorced

October 1, 2020 · 3m

Sketch written by: Julie Nolke & Ryan George

11. The First Guy To Ever Celebrate A Birthday

October 29, 2020 · 4m

Let's get fire involved.

12. The First Guy To Ever Rob A Bank

November 9, 2020 · 5m

Give me people's money.

13. The First Guy To Ever Be King

November 27, 2020 · 4m

I guess I own everything.

14. The First Guy To Ever Eat Dessert

December 10, 2020 · 4m

The meal is not done.