2019

1. The First Guy To Ever Commit A Crime

February 7, 2019 · 2m

Why can't I just take anything I want though?

2. The First Guy To Ever Write Fiction

April 10, 2019 · 1m

Here's a thing that I imagined happened and now we can all pretend like it did!

3. The First Guy To Ever Have A Name

June 2, 2019 · 3m

Hey person, what's your sound?

4. The First Guy To Ever Be A Toxic Fan

July 7, 2019 · 2m

Heyyyyyy I like that noise you made.

5. The First Guy To Ever Own A Cat

July 31, 2019 · 4m

This video is about a cat, and there is a cat in the video.

6. The First Guy To Ever Punch Someone

August 12, 2019 · 3m

He who does the painful hand thing holds the ultimate power.

7. The First Guy To Ever Clean Himself

September 2, 2019 · 5m

I'm gonna smell like flowers.

8. The First Guy To Ever Be An Artist

September 11, 2019 · 6m

Hey good news I moved a bunch of colours around on some paper and now it kind of looks like you.

9. The First Guy To Ever Make A Commercial

October 4, 2019 · 6m

10. The First Guy To Ever Wear A Costume

October 31, 2019 · 3m

It's fun to pretend like you're not yourself for a little bit!

11. The First Guy To Ever Dream

November 16, 2019 · 6m

I hallucinated about you while I was asleep and now I'm mad at you.

12. The First Guy To Ever Celebrate Christmas

December 13, 2019 · 4m

Christmas is the great time of year when an old man breaks in and leaves you stuff because it's someone's birthday (but not yours)

13. The First Guy To Ever Kidnap Someone

December 27, 2019 · 5m