Season 2

1. Inherit the Wind

September 12, 1989 · 23m

Roseanne tries her hand at telephone solicitation while trying to console Becky who had an embarrassing accident in front of the school council.

2. The Little Sister

September 19, 1989 · 23m

Jackie takes umbrage at Roseanne's remarks about her career ambitions when she reveals that she has enrolled in police academy; Becky gets caught reading Dan's girlie magazine.

3. Guilt by Disassociation

September 26, 1989 · 23m

Inexperienced Roseanne is hired for -- and subsequently fired from -- a job requiring computer experience.

4. Somebody Stole My Gal

October 3, 1989 · 23m

After a lonely architect who works with Dan has dinner at the Conners', he attempts to buy their friendship.

5. House of Grown-Ups

October 10, 1989 · 23m

Roseanne begins to feel the empty-nest syndrome when Jackie departs for police training, Becky dates a 17-year-old and Darlene goes to a co-ed party.

6. Five of a Kind

October 24, 1989 · 23m

A kiss is just a kiss, but it could mean trouble when the kisser is Dan's buddy Arnie, and the kissee is Roseanne.

7. BOO!

October 31, 1989 · 23m

The Conner family terrify each other out of their wits on Halloween night.

8. Sweet Dreams

November 7, 1989 · 23m

Roseanne tries to get a few minutes of relaxation in the bathtub, but she ends up getting constant interruptions from her family--and a fantasy about two hunks.

9. We Gather Together

November 21, 1989 · 23m

On Thanksgiving Day, Jackie finally spills the news of her new job to her mother; and Dan's dad butters up Crystal.

10. Brain-Dead Poets Society

November 28, 1989 · 23m

Darlene refuses to read her prize-winning poem on Culture Night at her school, preferring to stay home to watch a ballgame with Dan, until Roseanne lays down the law.

11. Lobocop

December 5, 1989 · 23m

When Roseanne takes a second job, her hectic work schedule takes a bite out of her romantic schedule with Dan. Dan disguises himself in an attempt to win back Roseanne's affections.

12. No Talking

December 12, 1989 · 23m

Becky wages a teenage war of silence against Roseanne.

13. Chicken Hearts

January 2, 1990 · 23m

Roseanne strains to treat her 17-year-old boss with respect so she can have weekends off to be with her family.

14. One for the Road

January 9, 1990 · 23m

When the parents are away, Becky and her friend Dana play with a little help from the liquor cabinet.

15. An Officer and a Gentleman

January 23, 1990 · 23m

When Roseanne is called away, Jackie impresses Dan and the kids with her homemaking skills.

16. Born to Be Wild

January 30, 1990 · 23m

Roseanne and Dan get a blast from the blast when old pal Ziggy cruises into Lanford on a motorcycle, prompting the Conners to resurrect their old bike.

17. Hair

February 6, 1990 · 23m

Roseanne applies for a job at a beauty salon doing the same domestic chores that she does at home.

18. I'm Hungry

February 13, 1990 · 23m

Dan is persuaded to join Roseanne in a weight-loss program that involves exercise.

19. All of Me

February 20, 1990 · 23m

Roseanne doesn't share Jackie's enthusiasm for the exciting new man in her life.

20. To Tell the Truth

February 27, 1990 · 23m

Roseanne's meddling results in silence between the sisters, but Jackie has exciting news to share.

21. Fender Bender

March 20, 1990 · 23m

Roseanne's station wagon is hit by a luxury car that belongs to the rich Mrs. Wellman.

22. April Fool's Day

April 10, 1990 · 23m

On April 15th, Dan and Roseanne offer the kids a frantic lesson in family accounting; and in despair finally visit the local IRS office.

23. Fathers and Daughters

May 1, 1990 · 23m

In an attempt to bond with their daughters, Dan goes clothes shopping with Becky, and Roseanne watches basketball with Darlene.

24. Happy Birthday

May 8, 1990 · 23m

Roseanne finally has a place to write when Dan builds her an office for her birthday -- but she's stricken with a case of writer's block.