Season 1

1. Hell No, They Won't Go

October 1, 1994 · 30m

Gene and Annie, a late-in-life father and mother, raise fraternal twins in their rural Massachusetts hometown. In the opener, the couple are more anxious about the first day of preschool than their kids are.

2. All in the Game

October 8, 1994 · 30m

Volunteer assistant soccer coach Gene injures his back, but won't back out for fear of disappointing the twins.

3. No Kids Allowed

October 15, 1994 · 30m

The Bergmans seek new friends after Jack bars their kids from a party.

4. Buster Beefy

October 22, 1994 · 30m

5. Love, Native American Style

December 6, 1994 · 30m

Annie gets concerned when Gene and the boys go on a group wilderness trip with a chaperone who's a known homewrecker.

6. Gotta Dance

December 13, 1994 · 30m

Gene and Annie enter a dance contest to win the twins a coveted toy.

7. Holy Water

December 20, 1994 · 30m

Gene's attempt to impress the boys with his handyman skills results in a flooded bathroom.

8. The Ex Files

January 3, 1995 · 30m

Gene can't divorce himself from a touchy situation when his ex-wife visits and shares a few details from his past with Annie.

9. For the Boys

January 10, 1995 · 30m

10. Family Tie

January 17, 1995 · 30m

Gene promises Sam he'll wear a special necktie to a preschool open house, then is fit to be tied when he can't find it.

11. Sleepless in Stockbridge

January 31, 1995 · 30m

12. Love at First Flight

February 14, 1995 · 30m

13. Bergman of Alcatraz

March 7, 1995 · 30m

14. Hangin' with Mr. Cooper

March 14, 1995 · 30m

15. Dr. Roof

June 13, 1995 · 30m

16. Dumping's Rotten in the State of Massachusetts

30m

Gene gets the family's dumping permit revoked.

17. Mothers and Other Strangers

30m

18. Oy, the Jury

30m